WELCOME
Tumblr sums up my whole life.
Enough said.
Bye.
*cries*

 

When you see your old messages with that person and they are so cute that you feel actual physical pain and ask yourself “when the hell did everything change so much??? I wanna go back to cute conversations days tysm.”

awkward-fallen-angel:

loungezombie:

katyissuperawesome:

zethian:

Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes

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LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE

fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears blue contacts. but in the LOTR films sometimes they forgot to put the contact lenses in.

In the Hobbit films they seem to have taken extra care to remember the contact lenses…

that is actually hilarious

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doctorwhothefuckisthis:

supernaturalwholock:

the-perks-of-being-superwholock:

i was in my room and someone knocked on the door so i screamed “WHAT” very viciously because i was watching spn and this very handsome guy walks in with a vacuum and hes like “im ur cleaning lady im here to clean OOH IS THAT SUPERNATURAL” and he just drops the vacuum and sits on my bed and now we’re watching spn together what do i do

let him watch 

He called himself your cleaning lady

Keep him

(Source: luficerr)

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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all right, you’ve convinced me. 

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight)

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

fuck-yeah-starkid:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*mounts broom and chants like a avps slytherin*

we’re gonna kick your ass
we’re gonna kick your ass

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical